Local healer and aspiring shaman Bwana Hallal Reikansa ran out of gas just past Barco Quebrada yesterday and resorted to giving tarot readings at the Black Marlin for several hours before he had enough gas money to continue towards Nosara. Black Marlin locals reported to Nosara Lately that while the tarot readings were good –
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READ MOREHackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access
READ MOREThe rainy season is showing no mercy this year, and Local K-Section resident and easily irritated man Charles Lumwaft is showing none either. The road between Baker’s and Main is now nearly impassable, with the famous 100-meter-long lake halfway along the way being the well-known main challenge. A lone, barely visible high spot in the
READ MORELocal OG resident Kenneth Mactavish was overheard at Howlers this weekend being negative and judgmental about ecstatic dancing. “They do this on Sunday morning ….? Who wants to go dancing on a Sunday morning? I mean, what’s that all about, really?” Several companions nodded agreeably, secretly relieved that Kenny wasn’t talking again about how Nosara
READ MORENosara has learned from well-placed sources in Pelada that beloved area watering hole El Chivo will be adding an ayahuasca option to “Board Game Mondays”, and possibly to more of its well-loved specialty nights. “It’s what the people want,” said El Chivo spokesperson and three-time Pelada karaoke champion Diana Valverde Ávila. “For years now, all
READ MOREEstatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately
READ MOREMany of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole. Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses
READ MOREA culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving
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