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  • Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    With women’s circles in the Nosara area increasingly encouraging women to come in loose-fitting, comfortable clothing – and peppering their marketing with words like ‘honor’ and ‘explore’ – it is clear that women’s circles in Nosara are becoming ever more fulfilling and liberating. This has not gone unnoticed by local men. “It’s not really fair,”

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  • Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving

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  • Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Local OG resident Kenneth Mactavish was overheard at Howlers this weekend being negative and judgmental about ecstatic dancing. “They do this on Sunday morning ….? Who wants to go dancing on a Sunday morning? I mean, what’s that all about, really?” Several companions nodded agreeably, secretly relieved that Kenny wasn’t talking again about how Nosara

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  • ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    Hackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access

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  • Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Estatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately

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  • K-Section loses cultural fixture

    K-Section loses cultural fixture

    Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole.  Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses

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