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  • Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving

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  • Five Journalists Perish in Violent Mid-Air Explosion

    Five Journalists Perish in Violent Mid-Air Explosion

    Unfathomable tragedy struck Nosara today, when the entire staff of Nosara Lately, beloved local newspaper, perished in a horrifying mid-air plane explosion over South Guiones. (Please note: this report, and all of today’s reports, have been generated by Wisdom AI, due to the death of all of Nosara Lately’s journalists. Wisdom AI has scrupulously sought

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  • Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    In a move that no one saw coming, Donald Loria has been tapped to design the new frequent flyer lounge at Nosara Airport. Nosara Lately broke the news last month that KLM will be extending the runway approximately 800 feet in order to accommodate their new nonstop service between Nosara and Amsterdam. The Nosara airport

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  • Bondi: “The Free K-Section Rebels Will Be Destroyed”

    Bondi: “The Free K-Section Rebels Will Be Destroyed”

    In a packed press conference today in Washington, DC, Attorney General Pam Bondi – armed for no apparent reason with an automatic weapon – lashed out against “the Free-K-Section Rebel Alliance” – calling it a “clear and present danger” that “will be destroyed.” She then went on to link the Free K-Section Rebel (FKR) movement

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  • Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Nosara Lately reporters were sniffing around up at Bodhi Tree this past weekend and can now confirm that the aging steel and concrete monolith from the early days of Bodhi Tree – which most of the town thought was being removed, is being refabricated into a private helicopter landing pad for Bodhi Tree guests. “It

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  • Shanti Moonwater: A Special Remembrance

    Shanti Moonwater: A Special Remembrance

    Shanti. Her name says it all.  And, for the people she touched, saying goodbye has been bitterly painful. “She was always the one who would stop and talk to you,” said a construction worker on Calle Tigre, setting down his wheelbarrow and carefully wiping a tear from his eye. “Did not matter who you were.”

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  • ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    Del Mar Mom – a surge pricing app for local tuk-tuk drivers and cleaning ladies launched two weeks ago on the App Store –  and has absolutely caught fire locally, with nearly eighty percent of all local Tuk-Tuk drivers and cleaning ladies reporting that they use the app daily. During yesterday’s torrential rains and flooding,

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  • Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    The mood in downtown Guiones grew increasingly chaotic today as area residents and local business owners rushed to prepare for an oncoming Morphic Field event. Plywood sheets were going up on the windows at Surfing Nosara. A Pura Vida property management truck was being edged into place to protect the Pharmacy.  The National Rental Car

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  • ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    Hackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access

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