• Magic Cookie Butter Crosses Over, Howler Population Explodes

    Magic Cookie Butter Crosses Over, Howler Population Explodes

    For months now, the steady increase in the local howler population has supplied area residents with the feel-good story we all needed. The catastrophic decline in the local DJ population over the past months has left many of us despondent and psychologically unmoored. Alcohol sales have increased, personal massage numbers are up, and several we

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  • Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Nosara Lately reporters were sniffing around up at Bodhi Tree this past weekend and can now confirm that the aging steel and concrete monolith from the early days of Bodhi Tree – which most of the town thought was being removed, is being refabricated into a private helicopter landing pad for Bodhi Tree guests. “It

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  • Howard Eudwing: In Memoriam

    Howard Eudwing: In Memoriam

    If you are listening to me read this, Howard is dead. If I’m not reading this, then we’re both dead. Just wanted to get these two things straight before we start. If you don’t know me, I’m Warren. Howard and I were up pretty late last night, and he was having one of his visions

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  • Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving

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  • ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    Hackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access

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  • Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    A local surfer from Colorado who has sold his business back home and gotten divorced and doesn’t see the point of pickleball now has too much time on his hands, according to everyone he knows. With nothing better to do, he has sought and gained preliminary approval from the Municipality of Nicoya for a phosphorus

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  • Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    In a move that no one saw coming, Donald Loria has been tapped to design the new frequent flyer lounge at Nosara Airport. Nosara Lately broke the news last month that KLM will be extending the runway approximately 800 feet in order to accommodate their new nonstop service between Nosara and Amsterdam. The Nosara airport

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  • Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights

    Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights

    For years, one of the best seats in Nosara has been the second row seat in the Sansa prop plane, which gives an unexcelled view of the last-second ‘hop-over’ maneuver required to clear the trees at the end of the runway on approach, before the pilot cuts the engine completely and dives for the concrete.

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  • Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    A Free K-Section (FKR) supply convoy moving through El Bosque came under fire today by unknown paramilitary forces. No one was injured in the chaotic encounter, but one Rebel quad sustained bullet damage, and a mobile Starlink unit was damaged by a crate of avocados that came loose during the mayhem. The rebel convoy –

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