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Liberty Express to offer drone delivery beginning January 2026
- World
- July 22, 2025
Nosara residents may soon be able to enjoy direct home delivery of all their Amazon purchases, thanks to Liberty’s drone delivery program, set to begin in Q1 2026. “We’ve been hoping to do this for years,” said store manager Areal Villalobos, “but the problem has always been the trees. The guanacastes and the pochotes. But
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Bondi: “The Free K-Section Rebels Will Be Destroyed”
- World
- November 12, 2025
In a packed press conference today in Washington, DC, Attorney General Pam Bondi – armed for no apparent reason with an automatic weapon – lashed out against “the Free-K-Section Rebel Alliance” – calling it a “clear and present danger” that “will be destroyed.” She then went on to link the Free K-Section Rebel (FKR) movement
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Pelada to use windmills against dengue
- Local News, World
- August 31, 2025
Peladans will go to the polls this week to decide whether three large windmills should be built in low-lying areas near Olgas. The proposed windmills would increase the airflow across lower Pelada, and with the increased airflow and turbulence induced by the traditional Dutch blades, both biting and fornicating opportunities for local mosquitoes are expected
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Japanese investors eye cruise ship port in Garza
Trusted sources high up in the Nosara financial community have confirmed to Nosara Lately that key figures in Garza are in conversation with Japanese investors about a large cruise ship facility that would serve all of Guanacaste. “It’s a natural,” said one local hotel owner. “I mean, you have that postcard beautiful bay, but there
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Five Journalists Perish in Violent Mid-Air Explosion
- World
- November 15, 2025
Unfathomable tragedy struck Nosara today, when the entire staff of Nosara Lately, beloved local newspaper, perished in a horrifying mid-air plane explosion over South Guiones. (Please note: this report, and all of today’s reports, have been generated by Wisdom AI, due to the death of all of Nosara Lately’s journalists. Wisdom AI has scrupulously sought
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Grete Thune vows to protect last monkees in Guiones
Nosara Lately can today reveal that renowned activist Grethe Thune intends to come to Nosara to join forces with local environmental activists in the fight to save the remaining monkeys in K-Section. The decline of the monkey population in K-section has been well documented and reported by this publication, and has caused an upswell of
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Remote-Controlled Attack Dogs Roaming Freely In K
K-Section residents awoke yesterday to the disquieting sight of 27 attack dogs roaming freely through the streets of their quiet, middle-class neighborhood. In a cost-cutting move that they forgot to tell anyone about, the Neighbor Up the Hill had fired all their dog handlers and doubled down on K-9’s, equipping each dog with an AirTag
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Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights
- World
- August 18, 2025
For years, one of the best seats in Nosara has been the second row seat in the Sansa prop plane, which gives an unexcelled view of the last-second ‘hop-over’ maneuver required to clear the trees at the end of the runway on approach, before the pilot cuts the engine completely and dives for the concrete.
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South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices
At some point during the torrential rains of the last three days, the entire settlement of South Guiones was swept into the ocean. Exactly when this happened remains uncertain, as no one actually noticed it until today, when Gobi did not show up at Tuesday market with her gluten-free tortillas, pastas, and breads – plunging
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