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  • Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Estatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately

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  • Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Everyone who lives in this town knows the rainy season can be economically challenging. Nosara Lately can now confirm recent rumors that an unidentified local hotel will indeed be converted to an ICE detention facility during next year’s rainy season, adding valuable jobs and income to Nosara during those critical months. “It’s a natural fit

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  • ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    Hackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access

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  • K-Section loses cultural fixture

    K-Section loses cultural fixture

    Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole.  Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses

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  • Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Local OG resident Kenneth Mactavish was overheard at Howlers this weekend being negative and judgmental about ecstatic dancing. “They do this on Sunday morning ….? Who wants to go dancing on a Sunday morning? I mean, what’s that all about, really?” Several companions nodded agreeably, secretly relieved that Kenny wasn’t talking again about how Nosara

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  • Maggie sets new record with 19 dogs on leash

    Maggie sets new record with 19 dogs on leash

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  • Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    With women’s circles in the Nosara area increasingly encouraging women to come in loose-fitting, comfortable clothing – and peppering their marketing with words like ‘honor’ and ‘explore’ – it is clear that women’s circles in Nosara are becoming ever more fulfilling and liberating. This has not gone unnoticed by local men. “It’s not really fair,”

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  • Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”

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  • New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos

    New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos

    Nosara welcomed its 14th taco truck this week, this one vowing to draw a crowd that was even younger, more beautiful, and more scantily clad than any of its 13 competitors. “That’s what it’s all about,” said transplanted San Diego native and owner, Tai Sundance. “The lifestyle.” He continued, “We won’t even be selling tacos,

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