Nosara Style

  • Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”

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  • K-Section loses cultural fixture

    K-Section loses cultural fixture

    Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole.  Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses

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  • Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris

    Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris

    Unexplained explosions near downtown Guiones over the last several weeks have sparked concern among local residents, but the cause has now been identified. Sources in the local business community have confirmed that work is underway on an underground pedestrian mall that will link Organico and Café de Paris. “Our employees were simply risking too much

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  • Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Local OG resident Kenneth Mactavish was overheard at Howlers this weekend being negative and judgmental about ecstatic dancing. “They do this on Sunday morning ….? Who wants to go dancing on a Sunday morning? I mean, what’s that all about, really?” Several companions nodded agreeably, secretly relieved that Kenny wasn’t talking again about how Nosara

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  • Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    In a move that no one saw coming, Donald Loria has been tapped to design the new frequent flyer lounge at Nosara Airport. Nosara Lately broke the news last month that KLM will be extending the runway approximately 800 feet in order to accommodate their new nonstop service between Nosara and Amsterdam. The Nosara airport

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  • Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Estatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately

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