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  • Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Nosara Lately reporters were sniffing around up at Bodhi Tree this past weekend and can now confirm that the aging steel and concrete monolith from the early days of Bodhi Tree – which most of the town thought was being removed, is being refabricated into a private helicopter landing pad for Bodhi Tree guests. “It

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  • Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights

    Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights

    For years, one of the best seats in Nosara has been the second row seat in the Sansa prop plane, which gives an unexcelled view of the last-second ‘hop-over’ maneuver required to clear the trees at the end of the runway on approach, before the pilot cuts the engine completely and dives for the concrete.

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  • Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    The mood in downtown Guiones grew increasingly chaotic today as area residents and local business owners rushed to prepare for an oncoming Morphic Field event. Plywood sheets were going up on the windows at Surfing Nosara. A Pura Vida property management truck was being edged into place to protect the Pharmacy.  The National Rental Car

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  • Bondi: “The Free K-Section Rebels Will Be Destroyed”

    Bondi: “The Free K-Section Rebels Will Be Destroyed”

    In a packed press conference today in Washington, DC, Attorney General Pam Bondi – armed for no apparent reason with an automatic weapon – lashed out against “the Free-K-Section Rebel Alliance” – calling it a “clear and present danger” that “will be destroyed.” She then went on to link the Free K-Section Rebel (FKR) movement

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  • Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara

    Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara

    In the recent council meeting covered by our hard-hitting reporter Richard Leisure, it emerged that Nosara intends to limit how many plant medicines can be offered in Nosara. “It’s a real problem,” said mayoral candidate Randall Gutiérrez López. “Many local therapists and healers have been secretly reaching out to me. With so many plant medicines

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  • Close Call But What a Photo

    Close Call But What a Photo

    A young child snapped a picture of a crocodile yesterday afternoon on the beach in Guoines with her mother’s phone, while her mother swam in the tidepools, completely unaware. The young girl composed the shot carefully – even remembering to drill down and activate the large-animal-in-sunlight-filter  –  and gazed for some time into the screen

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  • Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Nosara Lately has learned that the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) intends to monitor and fine beachgoers who send Instagram posts from Guiones beach at sunset.  As most locals know, the NCA has been empowered by hidden forces that no one understands to cleanse the Maritime Zone of all non-turtle-related activity. “Over the last six months,

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  • South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    At some point during the torrential rains of the last three days, the entire settlement of South Guiones was swept into the ocean. Exactly when this happened remains uncertain, as no one actually noticed it until today, when Gobi did not show up at Tuesday market with her gluten-free tortillas, pastas, and breads – plunging

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  • Grete Thune vows to protect last monkees in Guiones

    Grete Thune vows to protect last monkees in Guiones

    Nosara  Lately can today reveal that renowned activist Grethe Thune intends to come to Nosara to join forces with local environmental activists in the fight to save the remaining monkeys in K-Section. The decline of the monkey population in K-section has been well documented and reported by this publication, and has caused an upswell of

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