• Howard Eudwing: In Memoriam

    Howard Eudwing: In Memoriam

    If you are listening to me read this, Howard is dead. If I’m not reading this, then we’re both dead. Just wanted to get these two things straight before we start. If you don’t know me, I’m Warren. Howard and I were up pretty late last night, and he was having one of his visions

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  • European scientists perplexed by healing hotspots in supposed Blue Zone

    European scientists perplexed by healing hotspots in supposed Blue Zone

    A major European conference devoted to the study of blue zones worldwide declared yesterday it was unable to account for the high rate of unhealed individuals in the Guanacaste province of Costa Rica. ” All the data indicate this should not be the case”, said Bjorn Gudvald, head of the cultural anthropology division at the

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  • Shanti Moonwater: A Special Remembrance

    Shanti Moonwater: A Special Remembrance

    Shanti. Her name says it all.  And, for the people she touched, saying goodbye has been bitterly painful. “She was always the one who would stop and talk to you,” said a construction worker on Calle Tigre, setting down his wheelbarrow and carefully wiping a tear from his eye. “Did not matter who you were.”

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  • Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    A local surfer from Colorado who has sold his business back home and gotten divorced and doesn’t see the point of pickleball now has too much time on his hands, according to everyone he knows. With nothing better to do, he has sought and gained preliminary approval from the Municipality of Nicoya for a phosphorus

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  • 0%Liberty Express to offer drone delivery beginning January 2026

    Liberty Express to offer drone delivery beginning January 2026

    Nosara residents may soon be able to enjoy direct home delivery of all their Amazon purchases, thanks to Liberty’s drone delivery program, set to begin in Q1 2026. “We’ve been hoping to do this for years,” said store manager Areal Villalobos, “but the problem has always been the trees. The guanacastes and the pochotes. But

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  • Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    A Free K-Section (FKR) supply convoy moving through El Bosque came under fire today by unknown paramilitary forces. No one was injured in the chaotic encounter, but one Rebel quad sustained bullet damage, and a mobile Starlink unit was damaged by a crate of avocados that came loose during the mayhem. The rebel convoy –

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  • Remote-Controlled Attack Dogs Roaming Freely In K

    Remote-Controlled Attack Dogs Roaming Freely In K

    K-Section residents awoke yesterday to the disquieting sight of 27 attack dogs roaming freely through the streets of their quiet, middle-class neighborhood. In a cost-cutting move that they forgot to tell anyone about, the Neighbor Up the Hill had fired all their dog handlers and doubled down on K-9’s, equipping each dog with an AirTag

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  • K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    After a recent incident involving critical information that was obtained by this publication from the K-Section WhatsApp chat, that same chat channel is now actively discussing full encryption. “It doesn’t make sense that people who don’t own houses in K are reading the chat,” said one disgruntled user. “It’s our private public space. Most of

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  • ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    Del Mar Mom – a surge pricing app for local tuk-tuk drivers and cleaning ladies launched two weeks ago on the App Store –  and has absolutely caught fire locally, with nearly eighty percent of all local Tuk-Tuk drivers and cleaning ladies reporting that they use the app daily. During yesterday’s torrential rains and flooding,

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