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  • Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Everyone who lives in this town knows the rainy season can be economically challenging. Nosara Lately can now confirm recent rumors that an unidentified local hotel will indeed be converted to an ICE detention facility during next year’s rainy season, adding valuable jobs and income to Nosara during those critical months. “It’s a natural fit

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  • Area healer falling behind on truck payments

    Area healer falling behind on truck payments

    Local healer and aspiring shaman Bwana Hallal Reikansa ran out of gas just past Barco Quebrada yesterday and resorted to giving tarot readings at the Black Marlin for several hours before he had enough gas money to continue towards Nosara. Black Marlin locals reported to Nosara Lately that while the tarot readings were good –

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  • New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos

    New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos

    Nosara welcomed its 14th taco truck this week, this one vowing to draw a crowd that was even younger, more beautiful, and more scantily clad than any of its 13 competitors. “That’s what it’s all about,” said transplanted San Diego native and owner, Tai Sundance. “The lifestyle.” He continued, “We won’t even be selling tacos,

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  • Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    With women’s circles in the Nosara area increasingly encouraging women to come in loose-fitting, comfortable clothing – and peppering their marketing with words like ‘honor’ and ‘explore’ – it is clear that women’s circles in Nosara are becoming ever more fulfilling and liberating. This has not gone unnoticed by local men. “It’s not really fair,”

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  • Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris

    Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris

    Unexplained explosions near downtown Guiones over the last several weeks have sparked concern among local residents, but the cause has now been identified. Sources in the local business community have confirmed that work is underway on an underground pedestrian mall that will link Organico and Café de Paris. “Our employees were simply risking too much

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  • Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Estatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately

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