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  • Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    With women’s circles in the Nosara area increasingly encouraging women to come in loose-fitting, comfortable clothing – and peppering their marketing with words like ‘honor’ and ‘explore’ – it is clear that women’s circles in Nosara are becoming ever more fulfilling and liberating. This has not gone unnoticed by local men. “It’s not really fair,”

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  • El Chivo to add ayahuasca to Board Game Mondays

    El Chivo to add ayahuasca to Board Game Mondays

    Nosara has learned from well-placed sources in Pelada that beloved area watering hole El Chivo will be adding an ayahuasca option to “Board Game Mondays”,  and possibly to more of its well-loved specialty nights. “It’s what the people want,” said El Chivo spokesperson and three-time Pelada karaoke champion Diana Valverde Ávila. “For years now, all

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  • ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    ‘Del Mar Moms’ App Hacked, Database For Sale on Dark Web

    Hackers backdoored the Del Mar Mom app overnight and downloaded the entire Del Mar Mom database, containing credit card numbers, personal information, and the intimate daily activity of nearly three thousand Del Mar Moms. The actual number of Del Mar Moms is estimated to be somewhat lower – around 147 – but the quick access

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  • Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”

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  • Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving

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  • Catastrophic Decline: Only 400 DJs Left in Nosara

    Catastrophic Decline: Only 400 DJs Left in Nosara

    The United Nations Subcommittee on Indigenous Cultures voted in a special emergency session yesterday to add the last 400 DJs in Nosara to the UN Watchlist of Endangered Native Populations, saying at a press conference that Nosara’s once-thriving DJ population “is under attack from all sides.” The sale of Perozah in Garza – a hallowed

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  • Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Tuesday market in Guiones considers adding estatic dance

    Estatic dance has taken the Nosara community by storm, crossing all cultural boundaries and giving everyone the opportunity to dance like no one is looking. Coincidentally, this is one of the main rules of ecstatic dance: you are not supposed to look at anyone. Our well-educated reader base will know what we mean. Nosara Lately

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  • K-Section loses cultural fixture

    K-Section loses cultural fixture

    Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole.  Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses

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  • Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Area man baffled by estatic dancing

    Local OG resident Kenneth Mactavish was overheard at Howlers this weekend being negative and judgmental about ecstatic dancing. “They do this on Sunday morning ….? Who wants to go dancing on a Sunday morning? I mean, what’s that all about, really?” Several companions nodded agreeably, secretly relieved that Kenny wasn’t talking again about how Nosara

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