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Catastrophic Decline: Only 400 DJs Left in Nosara
- Local News, Nosara Style, World
- October 29, 2025
The United Nations Subcommittee on Indigenous Cultures voted in a special emergency session yesterday to add the last 400 DJs in Nosara to the UN Watchlist of Endangered Native Populations, saying at a press conference that Nosara’s once-thriving DJ population “is under attack from all sides.” The sale of Perozah in Garza – a hallowed
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Maggie sets new record with 19 dogs on leash
- Nosara Style, Uncategorized
- May 28, 2017
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El Chivo to add ayahuasca to Board Game Mondays
- Nosara Style
- May 15, 2025
Nosara has learned from well-placed sources in Pelada that beloved area watering hole El Chivo will be adding an ayahuasca option to “Board Game Mondays”, and possibly to more of its well-loved specialty nights. “It’s what the people want,” said El Chivo spokesperson and three-time Pelada karaoke champion Diana Valverde Ávila. “For years now, all
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Area healer falling behind on truck payments
- Nosara Style
- June 8, 2017
Local healer and aspiring shaman Bwana Hallal Reikansa ran out of gas just past Barco Quebrada yesterday and resorted to giving tarot readings at the Black Marlin for several hours before he had enough gas money to continue towards Nosara. Black Marlin locals reported to Nosara Lately that while the tarot readings were good –
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Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War
- Nosara Style, World
- October 31, 2025
A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving
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Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing
- Magazine, Nosara Style
- August 3, 2025
Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”
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K-Section loses cultural fixture
- Local News, Nosara Style
- June 28, 2025
Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole. Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses
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Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport
- Nosara Style, Opinion, World
- May 11, 2025
In a move that no one saw coming, Donald Loria has been tapped to design the new frequent flyer lounge at Nosara Airport. Nosara Lately broke the news last month that KLM will be extending the runway approximately 800 feet in order to accommodate their new nonstop service between Nosara and Amsterdam. The Nosara airport
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K-section man blocks last remaining rainy season passage between Bakers and Main
- Nosara Style
- March 2, 2025
The rainy season is showing no mercy this year, and Local K-Section resident and easily irritated man Charles Lumwaft is showing none either. The road between Baker’s and Main is now nearly impassable, with the famous 100-meter-long lake halfway along the way being the well-known main challenge. A lone, barely visible high spot in the
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Catastrophic Decline: Only 400 DJs Left in Nosara