Howard Eudwing

Close Call But What a Photo 0
- Main, World
- November 8, 2025
A young child snapped a picture of a crocodile yesterday afternoon on the beach in Guoines with her mother’s phone, while her mother swam in the tidepools, completely unaware. The young girl composed the shot carefully – even remembering to drill down and activate the large-animal-in-sunlight-filter – and gazed for some time into the screen
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Paltrow Deal Collapses, Burnham Vanishes, Local Children in Tears 0
- Local News, Main
- November 4, 2025
Word began to spread through Guiones last night that all was not well with Gwynneth Paltrow’s landmark purchase of Surfing Nosara. By dawn, the four-million-dollar deal was in flames. We begin our reporting with a quick summary of overnight developments: Given the dizzying speed of these developments, Nosara Lately does not intend to speculate –
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Catastrophic Decline: Only 400 DJs Left in Nosara 0
- Local News, Nosara Style, World
- October 29, 2025
The United Nations Subcommittee on Indigenous Cultures voted in a special emergency session yesterday to add the last 400 DJs in Nosara to the UN Watchlist of Endangered Native Populations, saying at a press conference that Nosara’s once-thriving DJ population “is under attack from all sides.” The sale of Perozah in Garza – a hallowed
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Become Nosara Battles Paranormal Forces 0
- Local News, Main
- October 27, 2025
For nearly a year now, rumors of paranormal activity have swirled around Become Nosara, the Area 51-themed living complex just south of Guiones. Yesterday, hard evidence suddenly emerged. El Favorito door guard Héctor Sandoval Cerdas, who lives directly across the national road from Become Nosara, received a Ring door camera from his cousin Jose as
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