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    Shanti Moonwater

    Special Assignment Reporter Shani Moonwater brings years of specialized experience to her journalistic desk at Nosara Lately. As a Paltrow-trained Yoni Steam Facilitator and Sacred Circles Women's Sexuality Coach, Shani is uniquely qualified to pull back the blanket on what goes on behind closed doors, and inside closed circles here in Nosara.

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  • Shanti Moonwater Special Report: Tuk-Tuk Hunk

    Shanti Moonwater Special Report: Tuk-Tuk Hunk0

    By now, everybody knows who Tuk-Tuk Hunk is. I had been seeing him for months. At La bomba. At the Main entrance. Heading up the hill into Las Huacas. No tank top. His chest professionally oiled, forever just coming from a photoshoot – or – A Tuk-Tuk Hunk booking. On Tuk-Tuk-Hunk.com, his boyish looks and

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  • Black Box Rebrands to Pink Box

    Black Box Rebrands to Pink Box0

    The residents of North Guiones awoke yesterday morning to find their beloved local high-end 4×4 dealership, Black Box transformed into Pink Box – the luxury sex toy and vagina-scented candle boutique that North Guiones has long been demanding. Few imagined that it would be Gwyneth Paltrow herself who would answer their calls. Gwyneth Paltrow herself

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  • Consumer Report: The Latrisha Yoni Steam Temple

    Consumer Report: The Latrisha Yoni Steam Temple0

    I have to be honest with my readers. When told I was being sent out to test Latishas Yoni Steam Temple, Nosara’s ultimate Yoni experience – my emotions were mixed. As a Paltrow-certified Yoni Steam Practitioner myself, I looked forward to an impartial, professional reconnaissance. But as a sexually evolved woman with a deep appreciation

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  • Remote-Controlled Attack Dogs Roaming Freely In K

    Remote-Controlled Attack Dogs Roaming Freely In K0

    K-Section residents awoke yesterday to the disquieting sight of 27 attack dogs roaming freely through the streets of their quiet, middle-class neighborhood. In a cost-cutting move that they forgot to tell anyone about, the Neighbor Up the Hill had fired all their dog handlers and doubled down on K-9’s, equipping each dog with an AirTag

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