Bodhi Tree Bombshell: "Ceibo is the Jim Jones of K-Section"
- Local News, Main
- October 28, 2025

At some point during the torrential rains of the last three days, the entire settlement of South Guiones was swept into the ocean. Exactly when this happened remains uncertain, as no one actually noticed it until today, when Gobi did not show up at Tuesday market with her gluten-free tortillas, pastas, and breads – plunging
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A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving
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Esperanza residents awoke this morning to find a full pocket battalion of the Texas National Guard – including nearly 30 Humvees, ARADS, and Light Assault Vehicles – deployed in tactical formation in the parking lot of beloved local supermarket El Favorito. Khaki-clad soldiers had established a loose perimeter along the national road, and area residents
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Local Nosarans awoke today to the unexpected news that the Nosara Conservation Association (NCA) has expanded its range of authority to local chicharrónes stands. A new directive spells out in no uncertain terms that vegan options will be required. Worried locals tell Nosara Lately that the newly mandated vegan options will probably spell the end
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