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NCA seeks to impose vegen menu option at all area chicharrones stands
- Magazine
- August 28, 2025
Local Nosarans awoke today to the unexpected news that the Nosara Conservation Association (NCA) has expanded its range of authority to local chicharrónes stands. A new directive spells out in no uncertain terms that vegan options will be required. Worried locals tell Nosara Lately that the newly mandated vegan options will probably spell the end
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Beach Frog Will Not Rebrand as Denny’s, actually
- Local News, Magazine
- June 3, 2025
The iconic Beach Frog lashed out at Nosara Lately today, saying that “there is no chance in hell” that The Frog will be rebranded as a Denny’s restaurant. Threatening that their Dad would beat us up if we didn’t take it all back, they told us to retract our story – because you know, Everyone
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Price of avocados at Organico dips briefly
Alert K-Section residents were quick to take advantage of the situation yesterday when the price of avocados dipped briefly at beloved local market Organico. The reason for the price drop was unknown. Some speculated a mistake had been made on the sign. Others saw deeper forces at play, muttering about a certain area hotel and
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Between Two Palms: Conspiracy Edition
- Magazine
- November 11, 2025
NL: Hi everyone, glad you could make it. Today, we are going to be breaking down all the strange things that have been going on lately in Nosara, so we invited two of Nosara’s best-known conspiracy theorists in for a chat: Juan, the bartender at Howlers, and Pura Vida Andy. Juan, I know I saw
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Black Box Rebrands to Pink Box
- Magazine
- November 8, 2025
The residents of North Guiones awoke yesterday morning to find their beloved local high-end 4×4 dealership, Black Box transformed into Pink Box – the luxury sex toy and vagina-scented candle boutique that North Guiones has long been demanding. Few imagined that it would be Gwyneth Paltrow herself who would answer their calls. Gwyneth Paltrow herself
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White Palms to become even more upscale and exclusive
- Magazine
- August 5, 2025
White Palms will begin construction next week of an experimental holographic jungle barrier that will completely conceal the upscale hotel. “You will really have to be in the know,” said managing director Giselle Cruz Peña. “The technology has finally caught up with our marketing strategy.” For several years now, White Palms has led the trend
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Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing
- Magazine, Nosara Style
- August 3, 2025
Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”
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Headshop Lawyer Adds “5-Minute Divorce”
- Magazine
- November 1, 2025
Headshop Lawyer – top-rated locally on TripAdvisor for immigration papers, smoking accessories, and Delta 9 gummies – has now added a “5 Minute Express Divorce” package to her deep bench of legal and smoke-related products, noting that the “5 minutes” applies to qualified clients only. “That’s pretty much anyone who is building a house in
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Magic Cookie Butter Crosses Over, Howler Population Explodes
For months now, the steady increase in the local howler population has supplied area residents with the feel-good story we all needed. The catastrophic decline in the local DJ population over the past months has left many of us despondent and psychologically unmoored. Alcohol sales have increased, personal massage numbers are up, and several we
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