• Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches0

    The mood in downtown Guiones grew increasingly chaotic today as area residents and local business owners rushed to prepare for an oncoming Morphic Field event. Plywood sheets were going up on the windows at Surfing Nosara. A Pura Vida property management truck was being edged into place to protect the Pharmacy.  The National Rental Car

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  • UN backs Casa Vitality Gondola with 2M USD

    UN backs Casa Vitality Gondola with 2M USD0

    Nosarans awoke this morning to yet another mind-bending development in the local Gondola war between Bodhi Tree and the grass-roots business alliance assembled by Casa Vitality. Our correspondent in Brussels filed this report over telegram, due to yesterday’s 5.9 earthquake that cut Nosara off from the outside world. BEGIN  UN pledges 200 million to Casa

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  • United Nations gives Provisional Recognition to Beautiful Nosara Fam

    United Nations gives Provisional Recognition to Beautiful Nosara Fam0

    The UN Committee on Indigenous Cultures announced yesterday that provisional recognition and protected status has been bestowed upon Guanacaste’s most well-known indigenous tribe, the Beautiful Nosara Fam. “Seen through the eyes of a cultural anthropologist, the Beautiful Nosara Fam is truly a modern indigenous group, native in every sense of the word, said Bjorn Thunquist,

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  • Local massage therapist arrested for ‘deeply offensive’ Whatsapp post

    Local massage therapist arrested for ‘deeply offensive’ Whatsapp post0

    Nosara Lately has now learned that a 32-year-old massage therapist was arrested yesterday for violating a recently passed Nosara ordinance that specifies which greetings can be used in local WhatsApp chats. For our readers who missed the story, local WhatsApp users who post to group chats must now begin their post with some variation of

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  • European scientists perplexed by healing hotspots in supposed Blue Zone

    European scientists perplexed by healing hotspots in supposed Blue Zone0

    A major European conference devoted to the study of blue zones worldwide declared yesterday it was unable to account for the high rate of unhealed individuals in the Guanacaste province of Costa Rica. ” All the data indicate this should not be the case”, said Bjorn Gudvald, head of the cultural anthropology division at the

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  • Area healer falling behind on truck payments

    Area healer falling behind on truck payments0

    Local healer and aspiring shaman Bwana Hallal Reikansa ran out of gas just past Barco Quebrada yesterday and resorted to giving tarot readings at the Black Marlin for several hours before he had enough gas money to continue towards Nosara. Black Marlin locals reported to Nosara Lately that while the tarot readings were good –

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