• Bodhi Tree Bombshell: “Ceibo is the Jim Jones of K-Section”

    Bodhi Tree Bombshell: “Ceibo is the Jim Jones of K-Section”0

    Bodhi Tree leveled serious accusations at beloved local sound healer Ceibo today, saying that their new AirTagging system shows “beyond any doubt” that nearly all of their guests who get “lost” on the way to the beach actually end up at Ceibo’s house in K-Section. “It’s unbelievable,” said Bodhi’s AirTag Project Leader, Geiner Solano Duarte,

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  • GBC Tunnel Underway

    GBC Tunnel Underway0

    Shrugging off the firestorm of criticism surrounding him, the guy from Garza spent the weekend digging out the entrance to what will soon be the tunnel beneath Guiones Beach Club – the all-important link in the new route from the Bodhi Tree turnoff to the beach. “My cousin was up here helping me on Friday

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  • Dueling Gondolas: Casa Vitality Strikes Back

    Dueling Gondolas: Casa Vitality Strikes Back0

    Shockwaves rolled through the Nosara community yesterday when the news emerged that Casa Vitality is now backing an alternative Gondola plan that omits Bodhi Tree altogether. Local business heavyweights El Chivo, Howlers, and Olo Alaia  have all thrown their weight behind the new proposal from Casa Vitality, pledging to build the necessary mid-stations that will

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  • Free K-Section rebels block road, list demands

    Free K-Section rebels block road, list demands0

    The rebel flags of Free K-Section – with their Starlink logo and Whatsapp chat q-code – were fluttering in the wind yesterday when Nosara Lately was granted access to the newly established rebel enclave near El Bosque. Toyota pickups with surf racks and barrels of molasses were parked menacingly near several orange traffic cones that

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  • K-Section loses cultural fixture

    K-Section loses cultural fixture0

    Many of our faithful readers have long wondered why K-Section gets coated in molasses all dry season long, while North Guiones turns into a dusty Algerian hellhole.  Nosara Lately can now confirm that a brazen operation by the Nosara Police in cooperation with the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) has located the missing North Guoines molasses

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  • Speed cameras to be installed in K-Section

    Speed cameras to be installed in K-Section0

    Reports from trusted sources indicate to Nosara Lately that speed cameras will be installed in K-Section, some as soon as this December. Or possibly a couple of years from now. Local K-Section residents contacted for comment had mixed opinions. “It’s about damn time,” said one famously grumpy B&B owner, known throughout K-Section for the Omaha

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