• Police: Well-oiled chest no subsitute for reflective vest.

    Police: Well-oiled chest no subsitute for reflective vest.0

    Local yoga instructor, DJ, and plant medicine facilitator Tai Childers was stopped and ticketed by Nosara police yesterday just north of Bodhi Tree for riding his ATV without the legally required reflective vest. Childers argued in vain for nearly half an hour that his well-oiled chest was sufficiently reflective to be noticed by oncoming traffic,

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  • Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men

    Area man highlights lack of masturbation options for men0

    With women’s circles in the Nosara area increasingly encouraging women to come in loose-fitting, comfortable clothing – and peppering their marketing with words like ‘honor’ and ‘explore’ – it is clear that women’s circles in Nosara are becoming ever more fulfilling and liberating. This has not gone unnoticed by local men. “It’s not really fair,”

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  • White Palms to become even more upscale and exclusive

    White Palms to become even more upscale and exclusive0

    White Palms will begin construction next week of an experimental holographic jungle barrier that will completely conceal the upscale hotel. “You will really have to be in the know,” said managing director Giselle Cruz Peña. “The technology has finally caught up with our marketing strategy.” For several years now, White Palms has led the trend

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  • Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing

    Area woman spotted in loose fitting clothing0

    Nosara Lately has received reports that an area woman was seen wearing loose, non-revealing clothing at least twice this week. Details are hard to come by, and journalistic norms prevent us from revealing her identity. But Nosara Lately can confirm that the clothing in question was a pair of grey sweatpants. “It’s just so gross,”

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  • New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos

    New Taco truck serves only Instragram posts, no tacos0

    Nosara welcomed its 14th taco truck this week, this one vowing to draw a crowd that was even younger, more beautiful, and more scantily clad than any of its 13 competitors. “That’s what it’s all about,” said transplanted San Diego native and owner, Tai Sundance. “The lifestyle.” He continued, “We won’t even be selling tacos,

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