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  • Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    Phosphorous mining envisioned at Broken Boat beach

    A local surfer from Colorado who has sold his business back home and gotten divorced and doesn’t see the point of pickleball now has too much time on his hands, according to everyone he knows. With nothing better to do, he has sought and gained preliminary approval from the Municipality of Nicoya for a phosphorus

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  • K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    After a recent incident involving critical information that was obtained by this publication from the K-Section WhatsApp chat, that same chat channel is now actively discussing full encryption. “It doesn’t make sense that people who don’t own houses in K are reading the chat,” said one disgruntled user. “It’s our private public space. Most of

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  • Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara

    Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara

    In the recent council meeting covered by our hard-hitting reporter Richard Leisure, it emerged that Nosara intends to limit how many plant medicines can be offered in Nosara. “It’s a real problem,” said mayoral candidate Randall Gutiérrez López. “Many local therapists and healers have been secretly reaching out to me. With so many plant medicines

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  • ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    ‘Del Mar Mom’ Brings Surge Pricing to Nosara

    Del Mar Mom – a surge pricing app for local tuk-tuk drivers and cleaning ladies launched two weeks ago on the App Store –  and has absolutely caught fire locally, with nearly eighty percent of all local Tuk-Tuk drivers and cleaning ladies reporting that they use the app daily. During yesterday’s torrential rains and flooding,

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  • Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Nosara Lately has learned that the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) intends to monitor and fine beachgoers who send Instagram posts from Guiones beach at sunset.  As most locals know, the NCA has been empowered by hidden forces that no one understands to cleanse the Maritime Zone of all non-turtle-related activity. “Over the last six months,

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  • Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Nosara Lately reporters were sniffing around up at Bodhi Tree this past weekend and can now confirm that the aging steel and concrete monolith from the early days of Bodhi Tree – which most of the town thought was being removed, is being refabricated into a private helicopter landing pad for Bodhi Tree guests. “It

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  • Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    Prendas Loria tapped to design KLM lounge at Nosara airport

    In a move that no one saw coming, Donald Loria has been tapped to design the new frequent flyer lounge at Nosara Airport. Nosara Lately broke the news last month that KLM will be extending the runway approximately 800 feet in order to accommodate their new nonstop service between Nosara and Amsterdam. The Nosara airport

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  • Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    Shots Fired: Free K-Section Rebels Attacked

    A Free K-Section (FKR) supply convoy moving through El Bosque came under fire today by unknown paramilitary forces. No one was injured in the chaotic encounter, but one Rebel quad sustained bullet damage, and a mobile Starlink unit was damaged by a crate of avocados that came loose during the mayhem. The rebel convoy –

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  • South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    At some point during the torrential rains of the last three days, the entire settlement of South Guiones was swept into the ocean. Exactly when this happened remains uncertain, as no one actually noticed it until today, when Gobi did not show up at Tuesday market with her gluten-free tortillas, pastas, and breads – plunging

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