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  • Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Local hotel to beome ICE detention facility

    Everyone who lives in this town knows the rainy season can be economically challenging. Nosara Lately can now confirm recent rumors that an unidentified local hotel will indeed be converted to an ICE detention facility during next year’s rainy season, adding valuable jobs and income to Nosara during those critical months. “It’s a natural fit

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  • Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    Gondola Naming Contest Triggers Culture War

    A culture war has erupted in Guiones over the naming of the new UN-funded gondola that will link K-Section to Pelada, with stops at Olo Alaia, Howlers, and El Chivos. A light-hearted contest to name the Gondola is rapidly turning into a referendum on the very soul of this town. Casa Vitality, the original driving

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  • South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    South Guiones Vanishes, No One Notices

    At some point during the torrential rains of the last three days, the entire settlement of South Guiones was swept into the ocean. Exactly when this happened remains uncertain, as no one actually noticed it until today, when Gobi did not show up at Tuesday market with her gluten-free tortillas, pastas, and breads – plunging

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  • El Bosque to rebrand as high-end Amish community

    El Bosque to rebrand as high-end Amish community

    Sources have quietly confirmed to Nosara Lately that the El Bosque, the high-end eco-development on the south edge of Guiones, will be rebranding as a high-end Amish community. “We thought long and hard about it, and we really went back – to who we are, how we met, and what we want to create in

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  • Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    Panic in Guiones as Morphic Field Approaches

    The mood in downtown Guiones grew increasingly chaotic today as area residents and local business owners rushed to prepare for an oncoming Morphic Field event. Plywood sheets were going up on the windows at Surfing Nosara. A Pura Vida property management truck was being edged into place to protect the Pharmacy.  The National Rental Car

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  • Nicoya debates special tax on “Energy Exchanges”

    Nicoya debates special tax on “Energy Exchanges”

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  • Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Bodhi Tree expansion to include private helicopter pad

    Nosara Lately reporters were sniffing around up at Bodhi Tree this past weekend and can now confirm that the aging steel and concrete monolith from the early days of Bodhi Tree – which most of the town thought was being removed, is being refabricated into a private helicopter landing pad for Bodhi Tree guests. “It

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  • Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Instagram posts from Maritime Zone will be monitored, fined.

    Nosara Lately has learned that the Nosara Conservation Alliance (NCA) intends to monitor and fine beachgoers who send Instagram posts from Guiones beach at sunset.  As most locals know, the NCA has been empowered by hidden forces that no one understands to cleanse the Maritime Zone of all non-turtle-related activity. “Over the last six months,

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  • K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    K-Section Whatsapp chat discusses switch to encryption

    After a recent incident involving critical information that was obtained by this publication from the K-Section WhatsApp chat, that same chat channel is now actively discussing full encryption. “It doesn’t make sense that people who don’t own houses in K are reading the chat,” said one disgruntled user. “It’s our private public space. Most of

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