K-Section endured yet another brutal attack on their quality of life yesterday when the internet went down for nearly 10 minutes. Both Kolbi and Ice experienced outages, leaving local residents no alternative but to enable the roaming switch on their cell phones,  check their AT&T data quotas, and click into the K-Section WhatsApp chat to vent their anger.

This short, fumbling procedure, however, allowed the small, insufferable cadre of Starlink owners in K-Section the crucial head start they needed to bomb the chat with screenshots of their Starlink upload/download speeds, peppering their screenshots with snarky comments, mostly along the lines of “when you’ve been here as long as I have …

This flurry of activity in the K chat was over as fast as it began, however, as full internet service resumed in just over nine minutes. Tempers settled, and K Section residents returned to their normal activities of updating their Pinterest boards and browsing Amazon.