• ICE to withdraw completely from Guanacaste

    ICE to withdraw completely from Guanacaste0

    Nosara Lately has learned from well-placed sources that ICE is planning to cease all operations and withdraw completely from Guanacaste. “It’s a hellhole,” said one senior management figure. “I don’t know how we ever got into this place. It’s like Afghanistan.But worse.” Many ICE employees in Guanacaste have not seen their families since the rains

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  • Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris

    Pedestrian tunnel to connect Organico, Cafe de Paris0

    Unexplained explosions near downtown Guiones over the last several weeks have sparked concern among local residents, but the cause has now been identified. Sources in the local business community have confirmed that work is underway on an underground pedestrian mall that will link Organico and Café de Paris. “Our employees were simply risking too much

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  • Pelada to use windmills against dengue

    Pelada to use windmills against dengue0

    Peladans will go to the polls this week to decide whether three large windmills should be built in low-lying areas near Olgas. The proposed windmills would increase the airflow across lower Pelada, and with the increased airflow and turbulence induced by the traditional Dutch blades, both biting and fornicating opportunities for local mosquitoes are expected

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  • Grete Thune vows to protect last monkees in Guiones

    Grete Thune vows to protect last monkees in Guiones0

    Nosara  Lately can today reveal that renowned activist Grethe Thune intends to come to Nosara to join forces with local environmental activists in the fight to save the remaining monkeys in K-Section. The decline of the monkey population in K-section has been well documented and reported by this publication, and has caused an upswell of

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  • Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara

    Nicoya to cap plant medicine offerings in Nosara0

    In the recent council meeting covered by our hard-hitting reporter Richard Leisure, it emerged that Nosara intends to limit how many plant medicines can be offered in Nosara. “It’s a real problem,” said mayoral candidate Randall Gutiérrez López. “Many local therapists and healers have been secretly reaching out to me. With so many plant medicines

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  • Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights

    Nosara airport to lengthen runway for KLM flights0

    For years, one of the best seats in Nosara has been the second row seat in the Sansa prop plane, which gives an unexcelled view of the last-second ‘hop-over’ maneuver required to clear the trees at the end of the runway on approach, before the pilot cuts the engine completely and dives for the concrete.

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